I know it's raining, but you still have to poop outside.

Go get your ball does NOT mean stretch with your butt in my face!

Just because...

Just because you can reach it does NOT mean you have to sniff it or lick it!

Kibble

It's better than starving.

Bark and growl

While your bark and growl may be intimidating, I can silently cut off your food supply.

Quit smelling that

Quit smelling that, you're the one that left it there!

Bitch

Quit being a bitch!  Oh, right, sorry...